Chuck's World
Chuck Sigars has been writing his weekly column for Beacon newspapers, “Chuck’s World,” since 2001. You would think he’d be better at it by now.
Born in southern California in 1958, Chuck grew up mostly in Phoenix, Ariz. before moving to the Pacific Northwest in 1983.
An award-winning college actor and playwright (very small awards, some of them only theoretical), Chuck soon turned his attention to becoming an inept father, husband and homeowner, mining his misadventures for public amusement.
He is the father of two children, Beth (27) and John (22), and has been married to Julie Kae Sigars, a musician, college professor and Presbyterian minister (someone in the family had to have a real job), since 1983.
Chuck is the author of three books, "The World According to Chuck" (2004), "Mr. Chuck Explains It All" (2007), and "50 Is The New Nothing" (2011), which can be found languishing in the cellar at Amazon.com or in a couple of bookstores in Texas.
A new quasi-memoir, "Learning to Walk," is scheduled to be published in early summer 2012, assuming he finishes it and/or figures out what he wants to be when he grows up.
Chuck has a website (www.chucksigars.com), a blog, and half a dozen email addresses, although he can usually be reached at chuck@chucksigars.com.
Or you can often find him in his backyard, trying to start his lawnmower and acknowledging the superior life form status of blackberry brambles. Try not to sneak up on him; he spooks easily.
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What dreams may come
By Chuck Sigars - Jul 18Aside from occasionally suggesting that my son might want to consider taking a shower at some point in the not-too-distant future, I almost never ...
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What Whitman said
By Chuck Sigars - Jul 03I received my family history the other day in plain manila envelope, just in case there were prying eyes. It could have a dirty magazine, or a ...
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Keeping it simple. And dry.
Jun 22It’s been six years this month since the late Sen. Ted Stevens of Alaska entered the Catchphrase Hall of Fame. Speaking on the Senate floor, ...
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There’s no crying in spring cleaning
By Chuck Sigars - Jun 06In the Elisabeth Kubler-Ross model of Northwest weather, which doesn’t actually exist but really should, all five stages occur in June. Denial, ...
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I’ll be the one throwing rice
By Chuck Sigars - May 23My brother, sister and I gave my mom an iPad for Mother’s Day. There was only slight hesitation; at 75, she belongs to a generation whose workplace...
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Cosmo’s Moon
By Chuck Sigars - May 09Our myths about full moons are obviously primal, stretching from campfires to Joss Whedon, giving us something to think about while we look ...
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The Peter Pan Principle
By Chuck Sigars - Apr 25By the time my daughter was 3 years old, she pretty much had a handle on the important things. Electrical outlets were to be avoided. Teddy bears ...
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Opening Day
By Chuck Sigars - Apr 11Of course I knew where it was. I may be old, my beard may be mostly gray and my eyes not worth a darn, but I wouldn’t forget where I put it. Sure, ...
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Reality television, HBO style
By Chuck Sigars - Mar 28When Warner Bros. began early production on “PT 109,” a film based on John Kennedy’s famous South Pacific adventure during World War II, they did ...
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Bellybutton Lent
By Chuck Sigars - Mar 14A recent episode of “30 Rock” had as its comic premise a secret holiday, or at least a holiday some people didn’t know about. It was Leap Day, ...
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Just the two of us
By Chuck Sigars - Jul 11My wife left town for a summer trip a little over a week ago as I write this. Let’s call it 200 hours, during five of which (I’m almost positive) ...
Those Were the Days
Jun 27I’ve been playing Cable Creep for the past couple of months, a game I understand and which serves essentially the same function as computer ...
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Hearing voices
By Chuck Sigars - Jun 13A piece of dried pasta flipped out of the boiling water, really an elegant flip, high in the air, reminding me that the Summer Olympics are ...
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Passion and power for the Class of 2012
By Chuck Sigars - May 30My youngest nephew graduates from high school in a couple of weeks, and so my mother will once again make the trip to a small town in southern ...
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Remove scales, apply sunglasses
By Chuck Sigars - May 16She Who Shall Not Be Named (oh, forget it: La Niña) is dead. Ding dong, and that’s the polite version. It’s been hopeless trying to explain to ...
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Last one in the gene pool is a rotten egg
By Chuck Sigars - May 02I’m going to write a few sentences about my cooking abilities, but I want to emphasize that this is for analogy purposes only. Don’t take notes; ...
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Stage directions
By Chuck Sigars - Apr 18In 1914, preparing to shoot his first full-length film, Cecil B. DeMille headed for Flagstaff, Ariz. When he got off the train, the story goes, it ...
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Say a prayer for the cowgirl
By Chuck Sigars - Apr 04When his kids were little, before puberty and “The X-Files” made them skeptical about anything he said, the sky was the limit. He would point at ...
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Say the secret words
By Chuck Sigars - Mar 21I’ve made reservations, after having some, and so next month I head for Arizona and a college reunion, two months after a trip to Austin. I’m now ...
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Coffee talk
By Chuck Sigars - Mar 07The pitchers and catchers have long since reported, so I’m calling this one. Winter is over. Now, that wasn’t so bad, was it? I’m not ruling ...
